My name is Hammond, and I'm a nerdaholic.
I seriously love school. School, school, school. I'm going to be a big shot physicist when I grow up too. Yeah, it all started in second grade when I started watching TV shows about black holes and complex theoretical space time continuum wormholes and how to differentiate whether they are Schwarzschild wormholes or Morris-Thorne wormholes. There really is a difference because one of them... oh wait. You probably don't care about my distant childhood, now do you? You want to know about what happened today.
As I was reevaluating Einstein's General Theory of Relativity, I began to notice some inconsistencies in his work. You see, when he wrote that he didn't account for the variables that come up when you take the mass of the object and multiply... Gosh dang it, wrong story again.
Here's the real story.
Anyways, these infected Solenopsis S. wagneri have started attacking everyone in school, leaving a pile of dead bodies in their wake. (The fancy name means fire ants for you normal people.) I gathered all of my equation papers and put my TI-84 Silver Edition in my messenger bag and started heading outside. All of a sudden I hear this horrifying screech, like a werewolf from planet Kropulon mixed with the arachnid beast of Trololo 9000. It was blood curdling. To my amazement, reanimated human corpses had began attacking the innocent students and faculty. The 'zombies', if you will, were actually gaining in number, to the point where it was pointless to resist. But that's exactly what I did.
There are seven other people, along with me, who made it to the cafeteria, where we currently are now. I gave everyone a piece of paper to try and get them to calm down and explain what was going on. Eric, I think his name is, assumed the role of leader, and I'm okay with that. I mainly provide support for my clan in WoW anyways, so I'm good at following orders. The blonde girl just doodled and drew hearts and unicorns. I think her name is Tiffany. I don't talk to her much; she's waaaay out of my league anyways.
I just want to get back to my level 72 Mage back home...
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